- consider myself a nice guy, but with anti-hero tendencies. - am a cardigan and shirt kind of guy, who loves his hats and kicks plain. - have an affinity for solving logical puzzles over cups of green tea. - have wavering and contradicting morals. - am methodical, even when it's not apparent, but I have my moments of impulsivity. - can be a sore loser. - possess keen skills in extrospection and deduction. - have a dry, stinging sense of humor that many find offensive, and few truly understand. - will forever and always be a Toys R Us kid. - give advice but rarely do I adhere to my own words. - needlessly downshift and cut other motorists off. Life has no patience nor the time for slow drivers. - am a sucker for girls that can play the piano. Do so and I melt. - fancy psychological jargon, slang, and pseudo words. - hold my breath through tunnels and make absurd wishes. - find naps to be my biggest guilty pleasure. - aspired to be a professional wrestling heavyweight champion as a kid. - like cliches, corny one-liners, and witty sarcasm. - never pass up on in n out double doubles, miso ramen, Korean tofu soup, and spicy tuna rolls. - have a blog that's BETTERTHANYOURBLOG(.com)