As cliche as it sounds, it's funny how as one door closes, another door opens in its place. Needless to say, it's a revolving door I'm all too familiar with. Unsure of how to proceed, do I step back and plant my foot down in an attempt to stop the closing door? Or do I once again step forward aimlessly through the opening one? Admittedly, I know what I want but may end up settling for what I need. Ambiguous much?
Ya know, on second thought, it's probably best I just say "fuck it" to both, round up the fellas, let them convince me into playing some lame game involving malt liquor, and call it a happy ending. Hm, that would be quite nice...quite nice indeed.
- Jason K.
Why So Curious?
All you need to know is that I...
- consider myself a nice guy, but with anti-hero tendencies.
- am a cardigan and shirt kind of guy, who loves his hats and kicks plain.
- have an affinity for solving logical puzzles over cups of green tea.
- have wavering and contradicting morals.
- am methodical, even when it's not apparent, but I have my moments of impulsivity.
- can be a sore loser.
- possess keen skills in extrospection and deduction.
- have a dry, stinging sense of humor that many find offensive, and few truly understand.
- will forever and always be a Toys R Us kid.
- give advice but rarely do I adhere to my own words.
- needlessly downshift and cut other motorists off. Life has no patience nor the time for slow drivers.
- am a sucker for girls that can play the piano. Do so and I melt.
- fancy psychological jargon, slang, and pseudo words.
- hold my breath through tunnels and make absurd wishes.
- find naps to be my biggest guilty pleasure.
- aspired to be a professional wrestling heavyweight champion as a kid.
- like cliches, corny one-liners, and witty sarcasm.
- never pass up on in n out double doubles, miso ramen, Korean tofu soup, and spicy tuna rolls.
- have a blog that's BETTERTHANYOURBLOG(.com)
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