A Seuss'ified haiku...
rain, rain, come to stay,
please say snow is on its way,
so i can go play...
with my newly acquired wintertime toy. And no, I'm not talking about some dinky snowboard. Don't you all love ambiguous posts?
Keep the rainfall coming,
Jason K.
Why So Curious?
All you need to know is that I...
- consider myself a nice guy, but with anti-hero tendencies.
- am a cardigan and shirt kind of guy, who loves his hats and kicks plain.
- have an affinity for solving logical puzzles over cups of green tea.
- have wavering and contradicting morals.
- am methodical, even when it's not apparent, but I have my moments of impulsivity.
- can be a sore loser.
- possess keen skills in extrospection and deduction.
- have a dry, stinging sense of humor that many find offensive, and few truly understand.
- will forever and always be a Toys R Us kid.
- give advice but rarely do I adhere to my own words.
- needlessly downshift and cut other motorists off. Life has no patience nor the time for slow drivers.
- am a sucker for girls that can play the piano. Do so and I melt.
- fancy psychological jargon, slang, and pseudo words.
- hold my breath through tunnels and make absurd wishes.
- find naps to be my biggest guilty pleasure.
- aspired to be a professional wrestling heavyweight champion as a kid.
- like cliches, corny one-liners, and witty sarcasm.
- never pass up on in n out double doubles, miso ramen, Korean tofu soup, and spicy tuna rolls.
- have a blog that's BETTERTHANYOURBLOG(.com)
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