Toss Those Dolla Bills This Way

Because I usually blog wearing nothing more than boxers and socks. It's kind of my thing, like how some people prefer taking poops in the buff. Just thought I'd throw a little FYI out to you readers.

Keep the hype alive,

Jason K.

Facing The Facts

I've sat back for months now, idly observing those on Facebook, gauging when I should rejoin. Yes, I've been there and done it, and I want to be looped back in. So to those that have been requesting I join, you've won. Pat yourselves on the back, eat a cookie, and tack up a damn gold star. And props to everyone that's let me don their Facebook persona at one point or another. Truthfully, spying on viewing profiles under another profile other than my own felt almost unmoral. Almost.

It won't happen immediately but it's imminent. I'm definitely looking forward to becoming reacquainted with old chums, giving "gifts" (whatever the fuck that means), and to even ruffle a few feathers along the way, ha. Like I said, I've got eyes up in there already so I know there are some toes that need to be stepped on. It's all in "good fun" though; we all love a bit of collateral damage don't we? haha.

So keep your peepers open because I'll be whoring myself out on Facebook sooner or later. As for MySpace, I'm still sitting on a lot of unopened messages so I do apologize to those that have written/commented. I'll get to those...one day.

Keep the hype alive,

Jason K.

Straight TMZing It

A certain blogger ran into a certain Ms. Jessica Simpson last evening at BJ's. Even though she was not incognito, her placement in the restaurant slightly obscured my view of her from the waiting area. I was able to catch long glimpses of her left side, which probably isn't her most flattering angle since her huge chin kept catching my attention. The novelty of the situation lasted for about 5 minutes after the thought of drinking some Pale Ale began to excite me even more.

The best part to it all was when Eric suggested he go up to her and say, "Aye, Jessica, why did you have to fuck up my boy Tony for? I had money riding on that game!" (referring to last years playoff loss to the N.Y. Giants)

Keep the hype alive,

Jason K.

The Streak

It's now been two weeks running where I've nearly puked after downing just a SINGLE pint of brew. I know, I know, how masculine and attractive. Gone is my prime and my sense of invincibility to beverages of the liquor variety. I now cringe at the mention of anything dark and I steer clear of any drink with more than three syllables in it's name.

It happened last week at Glo's crib after I was getting a tad cocky with my malt liquor, which I now refer to as "halt liquor" since it literally stopped me in my tracks, took me off my high horse and sent me straight to the toilet bowl. Then it occurred again tonight at some hipster dive while being forcefully coerced into chugging my drank. Note to the guys that when I tell you I'm not in the mood to chug, I ain't lying. Note to self that I like hipster gals but not hipster dives. Moving forward, I think I'll try to err on the safe side and stick with all time classics like gin and tonic or some other old fogy drink.

Count on the continuation of the streak for at least another weekend since us guys will be straight man vs. wilding it in several days. I know there will be plentyyy of booze brought along, which isn't the best news for me. At least if I need to hurl, there will be a running stream right by me.

Keep the hype alive,

Jason K.

Buying Into Superstition

So who else is going to be super Asian today and press their luck? The first thing I'm doing on my lunch break is driving out to the local Ranch 99 and picking up $20 bucks worth of Lotto scratchers, ha!

Keep the hype alive,

Jason K.

Getting Slightly Faux Real (The Re-Up)

I always had a hunch that changing up the hairstyle would create some positive consequences at work. That something positive turned out to be my (slightly) anticipated promotion! On the real, the hair and promo have no direct correlation with each other although I like to think otherwise. I was deserving of the promotion since I had been dealing with months of spreadsheet fuckery beforehand. The funny part is I'm STILL dealing with spreadsheets but at least it's all associated with a different department and the compensation is higher.

The promotion did come with a stipulation however, and that condition was that I retain the majority of my duties in administration until the end of the calendar year. Really, I'm working two positions simultaneously, which means I'm being stretched thin by working beyond the standard 40 hour work week. The beauty to that is I get paid time and half for all overtime despite being salaried. Don't ask how it's possible or why because I sure as hell don't know, I just collect my pay and smile, ha. The downside is that unless I'm on my lunch break, there isn't any spare time for me to peruse my favs like gizmodo and perez (not that I ever read much of that smut anyways...).

The revised work routine coupled with my renewed interest in carousing with the fellas on a frequent basis has been whipping my ass (especially when partaking in our barbaric "Steel Reserve Challenge" after a long work week, haha). Hanging out with the guys has been like taking on a third job, only one that's much more tolerable yet just as exhausting.

I need to incorporate some zen in my current lifestyle...and a good long nap.

Keep the hype alive,

Jason K.